mmmmmmmmmm danone - delicious poo yogurt

I don't understand how people can eat so-called 'functional yogurts' without thinking about poo. What a horrid thought - a yogurt designed to help you poo. Gross. I hate all those patronising adverts about friendly bacteria that jump up and down to loosen all the poo in your gut (gut is a rank word!) or whatever it is they're supposed to do. I'm pretty sure poo yogurt only exploded onto the scene a few years ago, and people must've managed before then. I see they've even got a few celebs on board to endorse poo yougurts too, Nell McAndrew has jumped on the bandwagon, possibly after seeing the similarly awful ad for poo pills 'stool softeners' which has made pooing trendy with a sex and the city themed ad.